1:21pm 27/02/2025 | chair is tea

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1:01pm 27/02/2025

okay so hey guys

#vibesarelifted

anyways we're in legal studies rn and being #studious

today we're delving into the Australian Constitution;

what is it? why do we have it? do we even need it??? why doesn't the UK have one?

a constitution is apparently "the birth certificate of the nation" --- basically just explains the government and its roles BUT doesn't mention local gov, just about the system w federal and states.

okay so basically we think that the Constitution is actually important lol idk what we were thinking -- we were going to write about how we think its useless lowkey until we remembered that people are weird and could easily turn Australia into a dictatorship even w us having a constitution rn.

ANYWAYS lets get into the depth of our music career:

last year, eva p and i were working on our first musical project ever!!! & now we finally finished this masterpiece

linger x logan paul & KSI

written by: eva pennetta and shreya bhattarai

context: this song is Jake Paul singing to Logan Paul, who ditched him to pursue money-grabs with popular celebrities, coincidentally, all of which have name's starting with 'J'. while Jake shares their initials, he doesn't have any affiliation in Logan's business success.

If we, if we could return

Don't let it mold
Don't let it decay
I'm sure it's not a dupe
But it's just like lunchables
It's tearing me apart
It's ruining every day bro
I swore, I swore I would be true
And Logan so did you
So why did you make a money grab?
Is that the way we stand?
Were you lying all the time?
Did Jimmy force you to?

But I'm in the thick of it
You know I'm in my prime for you
You got my cheese drippy for you bru
Did you have chase the clout?

 

Did you have to, did you have to, did you chase the clout?

 

Oh, I thought the world of you
I thought nothing could go wrong
But I was wrong, I was wrong
If you, if you could come back
Come back to Ohio
Things wouldn't be so confused
And I wouldn't feel so used
But you always really knew
I just love you, Big Bro
But I'm in the thick of it
You know I fought Deji for you
Am  I not a 'J' to you bru?
Did you have chase the clout?
Did you have to, did you have to, did you chase the clout?

 

And I'm in the thick of it
You know I'm in my prime for you
You got my  cheese drippy for you bru
Did you have chase the clout?
Did you have to, did you have to, did you chase the clout?
You know I'm in my prime for you
You got my  cheese drippy for you bru

Did you have chase the clout?
Did you have to, did you have to, did you chase the clout?

note: This song is a parody for entertainment purposes only, and is not associated with Logan Paul or The Cranberries.

us while refining the lyrics...

notes during the process:

write "am i not a J to you"

basically the context is that this is jake paul writing to logan, because logan collabed w all the "j's" but him; jimmy, JJ, 

also bring up deji

-- shreya [+ eva p]

9:29pm 25/02/2025 --- first blog

Right now it is 5 days after I've turned 17, around like 13 hours as well #specific and although, usually, i always adapt into my new age during my last week before my birthday, this time has been different. this time, it feels like i haven't changed as significantly; i'm still connected to myself from 8 months ago but if you asked me that like 8 months ago, that would NOT be true. but also maybe i'm just 16 omg i'm 17 anyways maybe i'm just 17 and like dumb and young and when i'm 27 I'll be like lolll i was so different HELP idk 

anyways basically that has made me feel even more nostalgic and i'm always trying to document my year but it's always so hard to stick w one form so i started another LOLL and i started it in legal studies.

fun fact

• my friends and i LOVE jhutch
• loved him before whistle edit
• eva p dressed up as him for halloween once 

so in legal studies, eva p and i searched up NOH8.COM to see josh hutcherson. already forgot why but anyways we saw their website, which was very like 2011 core, and how they're still going !? next photoshoot in arizona 8th march, too far unfortunately :( and ummmmmmm idk inspired me to blog (even though we tried to post on tumblr and it didn't work LOL) why has blogging culture died ugh they need to bring it back

ALSO the inspo behind my blog name (which is shreyanotnarrow as of rn, in reference to 'straightbutnotnarrow' the campaign that jhutch helped avan jogia on LOL + i think my username or something is 'shreyhutch'

this is cringe but its like public diary i guess and when i'm older I'll be grateful i wrote this i think... i hope

anyways today i watched a million slushynoobz vids (my fav i watched today is luka and omar vid BUT special mention to 'new_home.mov' by mandy's iPhone) and i built a snoopy lego thing i got for my bday!!!

note: need to rewatch latter days because eva v did and i just remembered how good it was

okay idk what to say so #firstblog #signingoff 

and scene.

-- shreya [17 years 5 days 13 hours old]