hi jiji

i am back... dont you dare think i forgot y'all

helloooo

oh my golly gosh, can you believe that april has already bestowed upon us and in just a mere 6 hours our clock will tick back 60 minutes; daylight saving or rather, daylight save us. yes, autumn has arrived and the days will run shorter although one good thing has come from this - the autumn holidays, in which we relax for 2 weeks. much needed rest.

okay lol cant be bothered anymore 

i love autumn yipeeee but lowkey doesnt daylight savings remind you about how time is a man-made constuct and like EVERYTHING is !!? doesn't directly correlate but money is man-made but our whole lives revolve around it; the system we live in, the environment currently being ruined, our political parties. literally everything. like money is literally the reason of climate change and ughhhhhhh its all man-made. basically #humanitysux #capitalismsux

anyways i need to romanticise life and like autumn because i love autumn! 🍂

i need to get into wearing warmer outfits but i lack cool clothes at the moment, and the op shops are calling my name, but alas, i have my schoolwork to tend to... for now mwahahaha.... next next week, ill be a bop at the opps(hop) till i drop! there's a lot of clothes i need, like more basics and like long sleeves, jumpers and pants but more importantly, i'm on the lookout for a cute scarf and lowkey #beaniewinter??! idk i'll see if i find a cute one - comment down below... what are your fav accessories for colder weather!

i ALSO neeeeed to start watching more movies, and especially autumn-esque films, but a lot of them would be halloween theme no? idk i haven't looked into it but this coming holidays i need to visit the cinemas at least once, and watch at least 6 movies, otherwise i'll kms.

instead of movies, i've been consuming youtube (slushynoobz and the like), podcasts (outofcharacter pod somehow slushynoobz again???) and music!!! (2006WR slushynoobz is consuming my life) 

okay okay i've been listening to mostly samples??? and also a playlist i started for eva v's car aka celica --  basically random music

my top 10 artists rn btw:

tell me why carti is next to jeff buckley...........

slushynoobz, both hamzah and martin, both lowkey make good music though. 

2006WR is so like fun like martin secret alterego... wait omg theres this clip of them playing cuphead and cybergirl randomly starts playing its so funny, and martin looks so embarrassed LOLL. with u came out yesterday, on my sisters 13th birthday?!, but anyways its like fun - i dont really listen to hyperpop or whatever this genre is but i love like idk music produced like this.

with hamzah, 6 FEET which is made w freddie dredd is soo good and this random invisalign ad he made once is sooo fun omg he created a whole song for an ad? LOL 

anyways on another note, i need autumn drinks! tea? coffee? idk!!! wait i just realised like it hasnt felt like autumn until literally this week, like when april started LOL idk whats up w that, actually probs because the weather has been sooo summer until rn. we've all got sick too, probably from the shift in weather.... which brings me to my next point.

I LOVE CANVA!!!! on friday, eva v was feeling unwell (she hit her head on her car and was feeling unwell anyways) and she left at recess. right before she left, i made and printed this off for her: 

she's in a 9-1-1 phase, specifically eduardo "eddie" diaz phase, if you cant tell... anyways, right after recess, eva p and i had legalise it (studies) so we had the genius idea of making a whole presentation for her including her favourite thing.... eddie!!!!

here are some of my fav parts:

 

yupppp we ate i know........... btw i need to start meal prepping in holidays LOL soz random random but need to restart my health journey which also reminds me i love pinterest but that'll come up next time on shreyabutnotnarrow!!!

SO thank you guys for tuning in AND catch you guys next time!!!!

BAI😛😛😛

legalise it (internationally)

howdy y'all

cowboy eva and cowboy shreya reporting,

today we're exploring international law:

first we're going to explore how an international treaty has contributed to the provision of human rights in australia, specifically 

convention on the elimination of all forms of racial discrimination (CERD)

this treaty has contributed by providing a crucial framework for legal and policy development concerning racial equality in australia. specifically with the Racial Discrimination Act 1975 (RDA), which was enacted to implement because australia has responsibility under the convention. 

the UN has created many courts for international issues, but the big guns are...

1:21pm 27/02/2025 | chair is tea

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1:01pm 27/02/2025

okay so hey guys

#vibesarelifted

anyways we're in legal studies rn and being #studious

today we're delving into the Australian Constitution;

what is it? why do we have it? do we even need it??? why doesn't the UK have one?

a constitution is apparently "the birth certificate of the nation" --- basically just explains the government and its roles BUT doesn't mention local gov, just about the system w federal and states.

okay so basically we think that the Constitution is actually important lol idk what we were thinking -- we were going to write about how we think its useless lowkey until we remembered that people are weird and could easily turn Australia into a dictatorship even w us having a constitution rn.

ANYWAYS lets get into the depth of our music career:

last year, eva p and i were working on our first musical project ever!!! & now we finally finished this masterpiece

linger x logan paul & KSI

written by: eva pennetta and shreya bhattarai

context: this song is Jake Paul singing to Logan Paul, who ditched him to pursue money-grabs with popular celebrities, coincidentally, all of which have name's starting with 'J'. while Jake shares their initials, he doesn't have any affiliation in Logan's business success.

If we, if we could return

Don't let it mold
Don't let it decay
I'm sure it's not a dupe
But it's just like lunchables
It's tearing me apart
It's ruining every day bro
I swore, I swore I would be true
And Logan so did you
So why did you make a money grab?
Is that the way we stand?
Were you lying all the time?
Did Jimmy force you to?

But I'm in the thick of it
You know I'm in my prime for you
You got my cheese drippy for you bru
Did you have chase the clout?

 

Did you have to, did you have to, did you chase the clout?

 

Oh, I thought the world of you
I thought nothing could go wrong
But I was wrong, I was wrong
If you, if you could come back
Come back to Ohio
Things wouldn't be so confused
And I wouldn't feel so used
But you always really knew
I just love you, Big Bro
But I'm in the thick of it
You know I fought Deji for you
Am  I not a 'J' to you bru?
Did you have chase the clout?
Did you have to, did you have to, did you chase the clout?

 

And I'm in the thick of it
You know I'm in my prime for you
You got my  cheese drippy for you bru
Did you have chase the clout?
Did you have to, did you have to, did you chase the clout?
You know I'm in my prime for you
You got my  cheese drippy for you bru

Did you have chase the clout?
Did you have to, did you have to, did you chase the clout?

note: This song is a parody for entertainment purposes only, and is not associated with Logan Paul or The Cranberries.

us while refining the lyrics...

notes during the process:

write "am i not a J to you"

basically the context is that this is jake paul writing to logan, because logan collabed w all the "j's" but him; jimmy, JJ, 

also bring up deji

-- shreya [+ eva p]

9:29pm 25/02/2025 --- first blog

Right now it is 5 days after I've turned 17, around like 13 hours as well #specific and although, usually, i always adapt into my new age during my last week before my birthday, this time has been different. this time, it feels like i haven't changed as significantly; i'm still connected to myself from 8 months ago but if you asked me that like 8 months ago, that would NOT be true. but also maybe i'm just 16 omg i'm 17 anyways maybe i'm just 17 and like dumb and young and when i'm 27 I'll be like lolll i was so different HELP idk 

anyways basically that has made me feel even more nostalgic and i'm always trying to document my year but it's always so hard to stick w one form so i started another LOLL and i started it in legal studies.

fun fact

• my friends and i LOVE jhutch
• loved him before whistle edit
• eva p dressed up as him for halloween once 

so in legal studies, eva p and i searched up NOH8.COM to see josh hutcherson. already forgot why but anyways we saw their website, which was very like 2011 core, and how they're still going !? next photoshoot in arizona 8th march, too far unfortunately :( and ummmmmmm idk inspired me to blog (even though we tried to post on tumblr and it didn't work LOL) why has blogging culture died ugh they need to bring it back

ALSO the inspo behind my blog name (which is shreyanotnarrow as of rn, in reference to 'straightbutnotnarrow' the campaign that jhutch helped avan jogia on LOL + i think my username or something is 'shreyhutch'

this is cringe but its like public diary i guess and when i'm older I'll be grateful i wrote this i think... i hope

anyways today i watched a million slushynoobz vids (my fav i watched today is luka and omar vid BUT special mention to 'new_home.mov' by mandy's iPhone) and i built a snoopy lego thing i got for my bday!!!

note: need to rewatch latter days because eva v did and i just remembered how good it was

okay idk what to say so #firstblog #signingoff 

and scene.

-- shreya [17 years 5 days 13 hours old]